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	<title>Merry Christmas &#187; Santa Claus</title>
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	<description>And a Happy New Year</description>
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		<title>Dyslexic Devil Worshipper</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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		<title>What Santa Really Does While You Sleep</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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See many more very funny comics by Matthew Inman
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		<title>Parents Upset When Teacher Tells Students that Santa Doesn&#8217;t Exist</title>
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Parents are in an uproar after a teacher in a British primary school told a room of crying seven-year-olds: 
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